Sorry for the absence.

I'm always coming up with blogs and other projects that I'm reaaally into for 5 minutes, but once those 5 minutes pass I completely forget about said projects and they just sit there alone, dejected, and...hungry? in cyberspace (or whatever space they started in). I thought this one would be different, but nooooo! I just don't have the fortitude to keep up with a blog full-time because I'm so, uh, busy. Yeah, I'm really busy and important that I barely have time for myself, let alone an internet blog! That's not true at all...anyway! I am going to try and update more often. So that aaallll of my fans won't have to be kept waiting for my hiillaaarious anecdotes. I have soooo many readers. (Um...I'm not really sure I have any. In which case I am apparently doing this for my health. Although, I don't think it's particularly healthy because it's probably just adding more tunnelling to my carpal tunnel. I guess I'll go now.) Ok. So yeah, look out or more posts in the near future....that's all.